By the title I’m guessing you already know what I hate. Yes. People who reply with two or three words when you’re expecting a sentence or two. Wtf man. My boyfriend replied with “lol” today and I thought you can’t be frackn serious can you? Sure it was a really pathetic attempt at starting a conversation but he could at least acknowledge my efforts and help me start said conversation. I swear to god sometimes his lack of interest makes me want to knock out his teeth. So here is the list of replies i HATE
and things just along those lines. Those replies almost give me a good enough reason to drive to that person’s house, knock on their door and then punch them right in the face. Yeah that’ll teach them to ditch their short replies when it comes to texting me, they better think bloody twice! But speaking of texting, here is another thing that drives me nuts. Abbreviations. Now some abbreviations are okay, like ‘ttyl’ ‘cya’ ‘w/e’ etc. But stupid childish abbreviations like ‘sozza’ tomoz’ ’2dai’ ‘lyk dat’ or ‘lyk dis’ etc. That’s just a form of laziness and a pathetic attempt at trying to act cool. Okay maybe I can deal with ‘tomoz’ only because so many people use that one. I still think it’s super gay though. My opinion hasn’t changed on it. Luckily none of my friends use those childish abbreviations. Except one of my friends, but he is a couple of years younger than me so it’s not so much of a big deal. I can handle his immaturity.
Well, until next time…singing off
Okay, I’m not here to bitch about something today! I’m here to talk about the youtube channel communitychannel. Some of you may have already heard of her. Her name is Natalie Tran and she is a vlogger (video blogger) who posts videos mainly on things that happen during her everyday life. She makes fun of things (in a nice and funny way), makes fun of herself, much more stuff and is great fun to watch. You’re probably thinking “yeah, yeah she’s not gonna be that funny…whatever” but how you’re wrong. She is simply the BEST to watch you can relate to her stuff A LOT so I think you should check her out. And funnily enough, I’m not being payed to advertise for her because I have no readers! YAY! What would be the point?
(click on image below to go to her youtube channel! Do it. Seriously)
When I see stupid facebook status’s I feel like commenting on them saying “If I showed that to a moldy sandwich, it wouldn’t care either. So just shut the fuck up yeah?” I also hate stupid sentimental status’s where said person is admitting how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend. I always f**king hate people who post song lyrics on their status’s, especially if they are depressing ones.
For example “the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had” (Tears for Fears – Mad World). And if they follow it with a little love heart <3 that just makes it even worse. “I want to punch you in the face” is a popular comment in my books. Here are some pointless facebook status’s I have come across recently.
There you have it. Annoyingness to the max.
One of the things really annoys me is that I can’t sing…not really.
Time to get serious
I hate being stuck in situations where you want to scream GOD DAMN I WANT YOU TO STFU!! (or something along those lines). But the part that really stings me is what you feel one hour later, a couple of days later, or even a week or two later. You think “shit, I should’ve said that!” and you think how much more you would have loved the situation if you had said what you wanted. I have about 100 lines in my head that would’ve been awesome! If only I had said them…I would’ve cut the person down so bad, I would’ve smashed them.
These lines include
“wise up and stop talking shit to the most inappropriate person”
“with all due respect, I do not want to hear this sick story” *walk out*
“does it at all occur to you that she isn’t trying to help you, but just wants to know all the details?”
yes and there are many, many more.
I would’ve gotten so much R-E-S-P-E-C-T . Well, in my mind I would have :D:D
Oh and p.s. if you subscribe to me I will subscribe to you right back and I’ll write something for you if you want me to.
First thing’s first. I’m kind of a bitch. If someone insults me, I insult them back. If someone tells me to “f**k off” I tell them to “f**k off” too. If someone throws pie at me I throw pie back at them. And if someone calls me a bitchh I just reply with a simple “thank you” followed by a smile that pushes them to the edge. The bad edge. The dangerously bad edge.
Being a bitchh sounds like a bad thing, but at the same time I’m,
very forgiving (sometimes a little too much)
and I will never tell a secret that should not be told, (unless someone tells me they are going to kill someone in a couple of hours and for me not to tell anyone. That’s a secret I might share. To the police)
So, this is my blog and I can write about whatever the hell I want. Ventilationspace.
There was this thing that pissed me off today. It’s actually about this girl. But “thing” is a better description. I had to sit for 40 minutes in the back seat of a car with her. The backseat of my boyfriends car. This girl is my boyfriend’s best mate’s girlfriend (I’ll give you a sec to comprehend that………….done? Good) Anyway, I hate her. She is in love with my boyfriend (I’ll give you more than a sec to comprehend that one……………done? No? Don’t worry, I took my fucking ages for it to sink in too). Basically she is in love with two people. According to my law, being in love with two people at once is illegal. That’s breaking my law. When someone breaks my law and just close my eyes and picture what happens to them in my mind. I visualised unclicking my seatbelt and lunging over to attack her. Nothing serious, just a small ‘scratch her eyes out’ moment. But when I opened my eyes, I looked to my left and that ugly thing was still in tact. Just in case you’re thinking “god, she’s over reacting a bit” then you’re wrong. Wrong. Not only is she in love with my boyfriend, but she’s sticking her fat nose (seriously, she has a fat nose) in our relationship. You know, stuff that ISN’T HER GOD DAMN BUSINESS. She never talks to my boyfriend in public but she asks him all these personal questions about us and how our relationship is ‘going’. Not only does she ask inappropriate questions, she disses me, talks shit about me and describes me in ways she thinks are right. But she’s obviously wrong. So wrong that I feel like hitting her a lot with a plank of wood and throwing her about the room by her hair.
Yeah, I’m a bitch. But she’s a ‘that’s too far/inappropriate bitch’. Sitting next to her for that 40 minutes made my face go red and my knuckles go white. If I were a cartoon character then smoke would be steaming out of my ears and nose god dammit.
I don’t hate many people. But yeah, I hate her.